She never cried when Hitchens died.
She was really more into Ken Ham.
She never stood up for Shelley Segal
And she wasn’t a Thinking Atheist fan.
Her Jesus fish had the warning signs.
I should have just left her alone.
She never cried when Hitchens died.
Do you think I’ll cry when she’s gone?
So desperate, I looked her up on Christian Mingle.
Looking to find me a date.
Kind of a cross between Michelle Bachmann and Tammy Faye Baker.
She told me to wait.
We hit it off, we got it on
My love was growing so strong
Then I started seeing a side of that woman
I should have seen all along
I can’t believe that I didn’t see
But when I did, I was appalled
Listening to those Ray Comfort podcasts
Was just one of her character flaws.
Sometimes she was irrational, unnaturally irrational.
But this good atheist boy let it pass.
But when she prayed at Sunday Assembly.
I told her she could kiss my
She never cried when Hitchens died.
She was really more into Ken Ham.
She never stood up for Shelley Segal
And she wasn’t a Dawkins fan.
Her Jesus fish had the warning signs.
I should have just left her at home.
She never cried when Hitchens died.
And I ain’t gonna cry when she’s gone.
