• God’s Plan For You Sucks!

    Evangelical Christians often tell people that God has a plan for them and that they should just follow his plan. Aside from the obvious fact that God doesn’t exist, even if he did, that advice would still be problematic.

    First, God apparently has horrible communication skills. He can’t seem to relay his plan to anyone. All we have about his alleged plan is this crappy book series written cryptically by anonymous sheep herders in the bronze-age. You could justify anything with the Bible. Numbers 31: 17-18 justifies rape and genocide and yet I don’t even hear the GOP advocating either of those things… although admittedly they do come pretty close.

    Also, if God had a perfect plan, then any deviation from that plan would mess up the entire plan. So giving people the advice that they ought to follow God’s plan for them is kind of silly. I choose not to follow God’s plan, so as a result I fucked up God’s plan for you already.

    But what if God planned for me to not follow his plan? That’s a good question but it would mean that God planned for me to be tortured for all eternity and that destroys the claim that I “chose” to live a life of sin rebelling against God. God planned for me to rebel all along and I then had no choice in the matter just as the Christian would have no choice by to follow God’s plan. So the advice is still meaningless and now it’s cruel too.

    Besides, what exactly is God’s plan? Did anyone bother to read the fine print? If you follow the alleged plan of God and if the conclusion of that plan is that you will end up in Heavenly bliss, you should really reconsider that plan because if you read the fine print it sucks.

    First of all, eternity is a pretty long time. I don’t think Christians really realize just how long eternity is. Second, bliss for God is kissing his ass. Yeah, that is what you will be doing for all eternity. Even if that were a fun thing to do and I really don’t think it is, how long can you really kiss God’s ass before it gets pretty boring? After a few thousand years that shit gets old. After a million years you would probably be suicidal except that when you do kill yourself, you will end up right back kissing God’s ass again… for eternity!

    I could of course go on about how horrible Heaven is according to the Bible, but I think you get my point. If you actually believe God is real and that Heaven is as described in the Bible, then it is pretty clear that God’s plan for you sucks ass. The good news is that it is all make believe anyway. My plan for you is to live your life. Find what you like to do in life and do it. Be good to others and enjoy your life.

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    Article by: Staks Rosch

    Staks Rosch is a writer for the Skeptic Ink Network & Huffington Post, and is also a freelance writer for Publishers Weekly. Currently he serves as the head of the Philadelphia Coalition of Reason and is a stay-at-home dad.


    1. Well, grow some balls! Live your life the way you want and you’ll find out who’s right after you check out. Try not to chicken out and do a deathbed conversion . . .

    2. My two year old niece was sexually molested dozens of times according to her child psychiatrist while our Holy Voyeur stood around and did what he does best…….drool.

    3. What is Worse for us Good men out there is having a wife that turned out to be a filthy Whore since many of us men have been hurt this way already which is why many of us Unfortunately are still Single again today when we could have been all settled down by now had we met the RIGHT WOMAN from the very beginning which we NEVER did. Many of us men WEREN’T BLESSED that way by GOD unfortunately.

    4. it says,I’ll help those who help themselves,BULLSHIT,my money my effort my way,not one iota of help not one,I have strong faith and good direction,but this storied son of a bitch,will throw you an anchor as you climb a cliff side,so,good -luck,faithists…

    5. Fuck you god for my back pain, and fuck you for spoiling my efforts this far:
      – praying for a healing (guess my lucky number didn’t come up)
      – Years of rehab which helped but still didn’t close the deal (thanks to you probably)
      Fuck you buddy.

    6. im really thankful for the things he’s given me ..like ..esential tremors, bipolar disorder, adhd, anxiety, ocd, shity drunk of a father, shity drug addict of a mother, molested when i was young, ran over by a car, crooked back, crooked penis, never had a friend in my life, never had girlfriend or any contact with female period.. im 27 by the way. Cant drive, live with my shity parents, have basicly no life, pray to god to kill me daily, granpa try to kill me when i was a baby ..too bad he failed. Never at any point in my life have i know a shred of happiness or joy ..so thank u god ..thank u for all the things u have graciously given me.

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