The invisible pink unicorn
I am ashamed to say I have only recently discovered the invisible pink unicorn – rival to the flying spaghetti monster. And possibly a more sophisticated deity, as, like the Judeo-Christian God, it involves profound mysteries – such as the mystery of how it can be both pink and invisible. In the words of an early follower:
“Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of great spiritual power. We know this because they are capable of being invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can’t see them.”
The invisible pink unicorn “raptures” socks – which explains why they go missing.
For more see:
The Revelation of St. Bryce the Longwinded.
Virtual temple of the Invisible Pink Unicorn
The IPU has been around longer than the FSM, and is therefore true.Or perhaps they are both the same deity. This is known as the Binity.
I dressed as the IPU for Halloween last year. My husband went as Jesus. Now we want to make an IPU/Jesus makeout film.
Yeah, it was really funny. Jackie and I went out to play pool that night, and we got quite a few looks. . .from other people dressed up like freaks and imaginary characters. But I think that was mostly because she looked so damn good.Hey Stephen, I was just in England. I forget the name of the place I flew into, but it was the large place in the midlands (not Bristol. Binghamton?). Anyway, I was there for work, and I noticed something that maybe you could confirm. England’s food is terribly bland. Bland to the nth degree! Is that about right? 🙂 I’m used to my food having a lot more spices and flavor.
Sorry guys but this is so Eurocentric! Why can’t it be an invisible pink; kangaroo, giraffe, panda or other beast not from European Mythology?
Birmingham, that’s it. Duh.
Wasn’t it The Great Green Arkleseizure that sneezed the universe out of it’s nose? And the fear that the Great White Handkerchief will one day wipe us all away?
The invisible pink unicorn “raptures” socks – which explains why they go missing.Heresy! Every good Christian knows that missing socks disprove evolution.
“Why can’t it be an invisible pink; kangaroo, giraffe, panda or other beast not from European Mythology?”Two reasons:a) kangaroo, giraffe, panda (which probably are myths according to European perspective) come in a variety of non-pink colours. There is a huge body of evidence for their lack of pinkness. Hence the possibility of an invisible kangaroo being pink is vanishingly small. b) She’s REAL!
Hi Kyle P. Yeh UK food can be bland. But then it can be pretty spicy, especially in parts of Birmingham, funnily enough, which is known for it’s curries and baltis. UK food has certainly improved a lot over last 20 years or so. I am guessing you were just unlucky…. Chain food – like you get in big central town chains like TFI Friday, or Frankie and Bennies, etc is, well, shit.