I’m not in the swimsuit industry, but I just learned of the existence of this garment that will keep both religious zealots and SJW puritans away. It’s like a lucky charm!
Hail Satan! And hail your bikini this year with a five-pointed star bikini by Etsy shop DiktatorFashionLab. The pentagram bikini sells for $139.03 plus shipping.
I can only imagine this swimsuit will make for some interesting tan lines this Summer.
As a side note: not only does DiktatorFashionLab make pentagram swimwear, but also pentagram lingerie if you’re interested in some Satanic sexytime. Check ‘em out.
What a perfect way to keep those creeps away when on vacation!