If Christian superstition was right, and Hell were the way it’s described in Dante Alighieri’s Divine Comedy, my bodiless soul would burn (!) in the Fifth Level of Hell, or so it says the Dante’s Inferno Hell Test.
The Dante’s Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
|Purgatory (Repending Believers)||Very Low|
|Level 1 – Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)||Very Low|
|Level 2 (Lustful)||Very High|
|Level 3 (Gluttonous)||Very High|
|Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)||High|
|Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)||Extreme|
|Level 6 – The City of Dis (Heretics)||Very High|
|Level 7 (Violent)||High|
|Level 8 – The Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)||Very High|
|Level 9 – Cocytus (Treacherous)||High|
So… Fifth Level of Hell, huh? Let’s see what that means:
The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
Ahh, piece of cake. I guess I’m not a badass after all!! I always thought of myself as a Heretic! Let me know what’s your score!
(via La realidad irreal)