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  • SmilodonsRetreat

    Wow, that guy was owned by Penn. He basically said that, as a Catholic, I don’t believe in any of the Catholic requirements.

    Which means Catholicism is pretty much dead.

    • http://de-avanzada.blogspot.com/ Daosorios

      Yes, Morgan was pwned!!

  • Reginald Selkirk

    Teh Jesus didn’t specifically mention condoms anywhere in the Gospels, but he did (purportedly) say, ”

    18] And I say also unto thee, That thou art Peter, and upon this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it.
    [19] And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven.
    -Matt 16

    and

    [18] Verily I say unto you, Whatsoever ye shall bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever ye shall loose on earth shall
    be loosed in heaven.
    - Matt 18

    That’s pretty awesome (not to mention preposterous)! St. Peter was given the authority to determine the moral rules of Heaven. Catholic doctrine claims that this power passes from Peter to his successors, the popes. Schism have occured, and wars have been fought over these things.

    • http://de-avanzada.blogspot.com/ Daosorios

      Ohh, sure! One Friday you’re not allowed meat, the next you are, and you’re no longer going to Hell!

      Is that a twisted and evil kind of logic or what?